Why do I hate #iPad

Me: “If you want to stay over night at your grandmother’s, you need to be certain you don’t change your mind at 1 AM because you’ve been forgetting something”

My 5 year, Ema: “OK, I’m sure I won’t change my mind”

Me: “OK then, don’t you need your precious teddybear or some Barbie?”

Ema: “No. But I need the iPad”

My wife: “I’m sorry dear, the iPad doesn’t leave the house, it’s not a toy”

Ema: “You’re saying this because you want to play with it while I’m away, all by yourself!”

My wife: “No dear, I won’t…”

Ema: “Then dad is going to play with it all night long!”

Me: “No dear, it’s just a rule regarding expensive toys and electronics”

Ema: “I don’t think so! You had your iPhone with you wherever you’ve been…!”

Me: …

My wife: …

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